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The eleven scariest words in the English language: “I’m a Republican and I have some ideas about women’s health.

—lolgop twitter

Republican politician chokes up during gay marriage debate in the Washington legislature.  Awesome.

Omg it’s so delicious watching conservatives on Facebook and elsewhere getting rill mad about the Prop 8 ruling.

THAT’S RIGHT OBAMA, YOU TELL THOSE FUCKING REPUBLICANS. OH GOD I HATE ERIC CANTOR SO MUCH I WANT TO PUNCH HIM. AND THAT MITCH MCCONNELL ASSHOLE TOO.

— Mom.

We have so much foreign influence today. I’m looking at a Coke can with a polar bear on it. Where do we go from here?

—Constituent at Rick Santorum rally in Sioux City, Iowa.